Mass Effect DLC Rage

I just impulsively decided to make a comic today:
Once I finally found myself with money, a few months after the release of Mass Effect 2, I decided I would jump on the Mass Effect train to see what all the hype was about.
I was able to get both 1 and 2 and I was able to play through both of them after a good amount of time. I beat them both, finding them to be very enjoyable.
Not even a week after i finished however, I went on the internet to find that not one, but two plot essential add-ons were to be released. Much to my dismay, my money had run out after buying the first two games.
laaaaame

Enjoy!